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About the Author: Katy Miller
With fists like sledgehammers, Katy Miller was ousted from the Russian Mafia for excessive brutality. It's also been rumored that she shot JR. Needless to say, few people cross this "Media Darling" and live to tell about it. And never - EVER - say anything bad about her beloved Wildcats. Katy spends her spare time reading the latest installment from Mary Worth, and she's a self-professed television aficionado. Chances are, if it's been on the tube, she's seen it. So go ahead. Test her. We dare you.
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