Tacky Christmas Sweater #5: "No words can tame this image"
Our resident thespians, Jonathan and Brandon, weren’t here for our photo shoot this week. Luckily we were able to substitute this publicity shot for their two-man Christmas sweater-themed production of Shakespeare’s Two Gentlemen of Verona, which debuted off Broadway last year. The triumphant run followed their less-well-received interpretation of Romeo and Juliet, in which Jonathan played all the members of the House of Montague, and Brandon, all of house Capulet. We wish them luck as they kick off rehearsals for their upcoming experimental wrestle-epic Hollywood Hamlet vs. Stone Cold King Lear. Break a leg, fellas!

With fists like sledgehammers, Katy Miller was ousted from the Russian Mafia for excessive brutality. It's also been rumored that she shot JR. Needless to say, few people cross this "Media Darling" and live to tell about it. And never - EVER - say anything bad about her beloved Wildcats. Katy spends her spare time reading the latest installment from Mary Worth, and she's a self-professed television aficionado. Chances are, if it's been on the tube, she's seen it. So go ahead. Test her. We dare you.
Thank you! This is the EXACT image I had in my mind when in King Lear, I wrote:
I am even
The natural fool of fortune.
This picture is so amazing.