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We have a red-headed copywriter. His name is Chris. He likes Jaws. And making enemies. We decided he was worthy of our interview process.
CurrentMarketing: What are you doing?
Chris Haberman: Working
CM: What else?
CH: Working on working on something else until I finish what I am working on.
CM: What’s your favorite website?
CH: Currentmarketing.com
CM: [Eye roll] Now, really, what’s your favorite site?
CH: Jesus
CM: Jesus is not a website, Chris.
CH: Okay! Retrojunk.com, which you should check out. 80s nostalgic junk.
CM: Where is your dock located?
CH: My doctor?
CM: Oh, you have a PC.
Luke (from afar): What a loser!
CM: What icon do you click most?
CH: Um…..Mozilla.
CM: What is the prettiest icon, in your opinion?
CH: Word
CM: MySpace? Facebook? LinkedIn? Eons?
CH: I have a Myspace page. I have a Facebook page, but I hardly ever go on.
CM: What’s your problem?
CH: People keep asking me questions all day and I can’t get anything done.
About the Author: Katy Miller
With fists like sledgehammers, Katy Miller was ousted from the Russian Mafia for excessive brutality. It's also been rumored that she shot JR. Needless to say, few people cross this "Media Darling" and live to tell about it. And never - EVER - say anything bad about her beloved Wildcats. Katy spends her spare time reading the latest installment from Mary Worth, and she's a self-professed television aficionado. Chances are, if it's been on the tube, she's seen it. So go ahead. Test her. We dare you.
dock is dock. doc is not dock. click-clock, click-clock the clock does not belong on the dock, doc.
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