Quizno “Singimals”??
Quizno’s has done it again… The popular sub shop has unleashed their newest creepy ad campaign, featuring singing kittens. The ads, which attempt to promote Quizno’s value menu, include three singing kittens dressed in marching band attire that annoyingly yell “five-four-three” to the tune of Three Blind Mice. The thought of kittens and a sub sandwich just don’t mix well for me. It makes me wonder: Who is Quizno’s target audience?
Unfortunately, these ads are a step up from their “Spongmonkey ads,” which featured defective-looking rodent creatures with jacked up human teeth and crazy eyes. The little spongmonkeys sport a top hat and strum their claws on a guitar – all this while singing “We love the subs!”
Is their target audience stoners? I have never eaten at Quizno’s, ONLY because every time I see one, I think of these rats prancing all over my sub sandwich.
About the Author: Arica Johnson
Arica is a tremendously talented, ice cream-loving designer with a quiet, amiable manner. Beneath which is an alarmingly devious personality. OK, she got banned from the Mall of St. Matthews when she was a teenager — that you can understand. But what sort of person tells you their favorite color is blue, then turns around and roots for U of L? It’s almost sadistic. She’s mostly normal otherwise, oh, except for her thing about bird droppings, which she once believed caused cancer.
the sponge monkeys rule.