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OMD! I got a gig!

Added by Mona Koier on August 28th, 2009, filed under Culture

I got a Gig. OMD, I got a Gig! (OMD=Oh My Dog) Hanging out at the agency has its privileges. And I do greet just about everyone who comes to visit. Finally, a TV Rep spotted me. Needs me to be on camera for 10 whole seconds! My Boss negotiated and the Greenies are on [...]

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I Got A Puppy!

Added by Mona Koier on August 14th, 2008, filed under Culture

Oh, my, DOG! I have the cutest puppy in the whole world! I came back to work after a week's vacation and there she was. Looks just like me when I was little. And she's here every morning, just like me. They call her "Molly" and fuss at her for potty issues. Now that I'm [...]

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Sheared Like Sheep.

Added by Mona Koier on June 16th, 2008, filed under Miscellaneous

She grabbed me. Then I heard it. The buzz. I freaked. What is she doing to me??? This wasn’t a brush she was running through my coat. Oh my, I’m all over the floor. And suddenly I feel a cool breeze on my side. Now I feel it on top. This is weird. My hair [...]

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Stop and smell the flowers...with Mona

Added by Mona Koier on May 23rd, 2008, filed under Culture

Flowers.  Of course I love flowers. I love the soil more. I want to roll in it. Bury my nose in it. Dig in it. Dig, dig, dig. They're all over MY Courtyard. Pots brimming with soil. Begging me to rearrange them. I finally did. I tried to hide the evidence. They knew. They fussed. [...]

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Paper - Mona's favorite vegetable

Added by Mona Koier on May 5th, 2008, filed under Miscellaneous

Can’t read it. So I shred it. Everywhere. Lap paper is best. It smells good. Like pizza or ham. I grab it & run. Tear it to bits. They all laugh. Pay the lady! Hot dogs please.

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Y Not? Mona's back!

Added by Mona Koier on April 24th, 2008, filed under Culture, Miscellaneous

I'm baaaaaaack! Miss me? Miss me? Huh? Huh? What's on the floor? It's cool & slippery. A slip & slide? For me? For me? Ooooops! I watered it. Y not? Y banner. Uh-oh. My bad. Mom's mad. It looked like grass. The kid was cute & splashing Y not?

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"I want that baby," quips office pup, Mona

Added by Mona Koier on April 11th, 2008, filed under Culture, Miscellaneous

Is it here? Is it? Is It? Isit? I sit? What? I sit? Treat? Good Dog. It smelled like my kind of diaper. It was small and wiggled a lot. I didn't know what all the fuss was about… And then I saw it. They called it "baby." They said, "Wyaaaaaaatt" and then "baby" and [...]

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Mind of Mona – Part 2: Where I Use the Bathroom

Added by Mona Koier on April 4th, 2008, filed under Culture

People around here probably don't realize how much I notice. Everyone in this place seems to go in the same spot. Whenever they walk through that door, I swear they're never coming out. I smell hot dogs. I usually look for someplace unique. Like Luke's desk. But he gets all angry. Where's my bone? I'd [...]

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Mind of Mona - Part 1: Do they still hide eggs in Heaven?

Added by Mona Koier on March 27th, 2008, filed under Culture

Turns out last weekend wasn't so much about hiding eggs. Well, at least not Easter eggs. It came out of nowhere. I jumped in the car thinking it was a workday. Instead, we drove in another direction and they thought I'd never notice. I noticed. I knew we were going to the V-E-T. What I [...]

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